Rock Bottom ID

Direct from Bikini Bottom’s dumbest genius, this Patrick Star ID card skin is a flawless recreation of the iconic license that simply reads: “Name: Patrick Star. Address: 120 Conch Street.” Printed on durable vinyl, it guards your chip while adding peak SpongeBob humor to your wallet. Easy to apply, residue-free, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows at checkout—especially if you're not too bright.